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Thursday, October 23, 2008
Written by: Melaisis
Courtesy of David Thomas once again.
Magician/illusionist/endurance artist/daredevil/most boring man in show business David Blaine gave a thoroughly unimpressive performance last week in which he hung upside-down for 60 hours and then took an uneventful "Dive of Death" to the platform below.
However, I guess all is relative in the world of magic because Blaine began taking hourly coffee breaks near the end of his three day stunt and then didn't even dive, but merely repelled to the ground while safely secured in a harness. Onlookers were amazed at the overall pathetic-nature of this "stunt" and booed Blaine's pitiable finale.
Thankfully, top notch street-journalist extraordinaire Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on hand to record Blaine's disappointing feat.
I swear it's just a matter of time until Blaine fakes his own death to get some real notice.
Final verdict: David Blaine is a pathetic excuse for a showman and is uninteresting an unexciting.
Labels: david blaine, hanging, hate on david blaine, triumph, triumph the insult comic dog, Video
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