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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Written by: Melaisis
Edited by: Curio
Is it just me, or do Middle-Earthern wizards and fascists (nationalist-solicalist ones espcially) have a lot in common? Seriously (dah!) though, I find some parallels between them quite scary. Let's take Adolf Hitler and Gandalf the White as examples, shall we?
GANDALF:
- Has the letters 'DALF' in his name, which is only one letter different from 'DOLF'!
- Goes on a 'quest' against another race which he considers to be 'evil'.
- Proclaims himself 'the White' - a racist statement if I ever saw one!
- Needs assistance from a 'Fellowship' of his own kin and people who think the same of the Jews... sorry, Orcs.
- Has a beard. AND A MUSTACHE!
- Comes to power in the second-biggest city in the country (Isengarde) before heading out.
- Has a mistress (Aragorn).
- Dies at least once.
- Takes part in two wars.
- Is gay (Carries a long stick, eh?).
ADOLF:
- Had the letters 'DOLF' in his name, which is only one letter different from 'DALF'!
- Went on a 'Holocaust' against another race he considers to be 'evil'.
- Proclaimed Jews as 'evil' - a racist statement if I ever saw one!
- Needed assistance from a 'Nazi Party' of his own kin and people who think the same of the Orcs... sorry, Jews.
- Had a mustache. BUT WANTED A BEARD! (Unconfirmed)
- Came to power in the second-biggest city in the country (Munich) before heading out.
- Had a mistress (Eva Braun).
- Died at least once (Probably).
- Took part in two wars.
- Is gay (Had a mustache - BUT NO BEARD!).
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And so we have it, ladies and gentlemen. CS Lewis may be classed as sexist and racist, BUT TOLKIEN WAS OBVIOUSLY A NAZI!
Labels: gandalf, hitler, Melaisis, nazi, old
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