15: 21 - The Counterstrike: Source Rap

Monday, March 10, 2008

Written by: Melaisis (and Ste/Prodigy, Newell, Walker and 'Xeonia')

Version One Point One

("Shitty map!" "Laggy server!" "Noob team!")

Um... hi,
I'm not here to complain,
I'm just here to play the damned game,
You n00bs drive me insane,
I'm here to put you to shame,
All I've learned from CS,
Is when someone asks, if you're a girl you say 'Yes!'
Though your porn tags may make 'em guess,
Bah, check out ma headshotting finesse,
Accompanied by some Irish guy on voice chat,
Screaming into his mic like a twat.
(Or something like that)

I'm gonna own yer ass,
Could do it blindfolded; whilst smoking some grass,
Headshotting people, en masse,
Whilst doing yer mam - ooh(!) she's a nice lass!
Counterstrike (Sooooooooource!)!

Office, Inferno or Dust 2,
I'm uber pro; I'm gonna own j00,
All the kids, thinking they're right elite,
They can all kneel at my feet!
I like touching children, between one and three,
Or maybe not; they're too old for me!
(Not that I'm a paedophile or anything!)

[Pause]

"Teamkiller!"

Get the Hell outta the vents,
Stop camping; they're not bloody tents!
Oh, and no one cares about custom maps,
Those hostage models have huge baps,
When the round's over; I have quick faps,
Let's - for later - record it on Fraps!

'Cause!

I'm gonna own yer ass,
Could do it blindfolded; whilst smoking some grass,
Headshotting people, en masse,
Whilst doing yer mam - ooh(!) she's a nice lass!
Counterstrike (Sooooooooource!)!

Let's play gun-game, or deathmatch,
Its a shame the map needs a patch,
OMG; I shot that n00b in the head!
The lag's so bad I killed my team instead!
Oh fuck! You used an AWP!?
It makes me stab my eyes with a fork!
Don't be jealous when I use the Force,
So when you're begging for remorse,
When I'm eating you for last course,
Just remember,
Just remember!
You're playing Counterstrike: Source.

Respect!

MC Conny T 2k8

Labels: Counterstrike, Counterstrike: Source, Gamercore, MC Conny T, Rapping

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