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Thursday, March 06, 2008
Written by: Melaisis (and technically Walsh, Walker, Doyle, Si and Newell)
This is a riddim'.
About James the First. Well, James IV if you're Scottish.
We welcome you here today,
To prove you ain't gay,
Your life was bare chillin' innit,
With your intelligence, personality, 'n' wit,
You came to power,
In your most prestigious hour,
When Steeny was dropping soap in the shower,
'In and out' of politics,
With your sexual antics,
'Cause you was giving your favourites forty licks (as in the Rolling Stones album!),
You was a moderately successful ruler,
But on your horse you was a drooler,
Your Anglo-Scottish 'relations',
Destroyed great nations,
You was too busy in Buckingham's backdoor locations,
In Parliament you was hard,
You liked to cover your boyfriends in lard,
Buckingham over-used patronage,
'Cause your wife had the heart of a fridge,
Cranfield tried to reform,
Foreign policy was your norm,
James; this is the story of your life,
And Buckingham slept with your wife!
Respect!
MC Conny T 1.6k24
[Future Three Rs plug here?]
Labels: group projects, homework, James I, MC Conny T, Melaisis, Rapping, The Three Rs
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