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14: 40 - Matrix

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Written by: Dee4leeds

Yes, yes I have been over this subject. But while looking over older posts I came along this comment which may or may not of been there a while.

varun said...

dude i still didnt understand... but this doesnt mean i dont like the matrix sequels.
i gotta say the underground battle for zion sucked big time tho.
kindly explain the whole storyline of the matrix sequels. i really really do wanna understand.
i know u will coz like u said... ur "nice like that"

Right, the whole storyline of the matrix trilogy. Am going to have to do this in two ways. Story and storyline. First storyline...

STORYLINE

Neo, the anomaly needs to reach the source to save Zion. (off course things are never than simple!)

STORY

Start of Matrix Reloaded

When smith was "killed" at the end of the original matrix, he was sent to the source like all programs when destroyed. But smith didn't he refused and stayed in the matrix. He is therefore no longer an agent. (Just a bit of back story, when an agent failures in its mission is is deleted, this is why you don't see Jones or brown in the sequels) Smith is "unplugged, so to speak" He gives his ear piece to Neo to show him he is back. ... Smith multiplies onto "Bane" the goes down the phone. ... The oracle is being protected by Seraph (another program) The oracle tells neo that he can't make a choice, he just has to understand why he choose it to see the future. The oracle tells neo to see past one of his dreams he needs to reach the soucre (the machine mainframe) But to get there he needs a key but the keymaker has captured by the Merovingian and he has to get him back ... Neo gets the key, enters the room and is given two choices, the door to the right which leads to the Source or the door to the left which leads back to the Matrix. While this has been happening trinity is falling and is going to die. Unlike the 5 ones before, Neo chooses the left door back to the matrix to save trinity. Back in the real world, the machines are about to blow up the Nebuchadnezzar, Neo realises and they escape the ship which blows up. The sentinels come after the crew on the ground when Neo realises somethings different and stops them like bullets with his hand and collapses. Meanwhile a counter attack to stop the machines has failed as one rebel has set off a EMP to early, the ships are down and destroyed. Another ship (hammer) looks for survivors. One is found, its BANE! Later they find the crew of the Neb.

End of Matrix Reloaded.

Start of Matrix Revolutions

A shipmate looks at Neo's scans she says there like someone plugged in to the matrix. In the matrix Neo awakes in a train station. He meets a little girl who is being swapped for the shell of the oracle to save her life. Morpheus and trinity go to the Merovingian to get neo back, they do, smith spreads. The hammer finds the logos and brings them aboard. Neo, trinity and a sneaky Bane takes Niobe's ship and the rest of the crew stay on the hammer and set off to Zion. Machines reach Zion, Overly long war scene. Hammer makes it back to Zion setting off an EMP shutting down the machines. Neo kills bane, but is blinded. So the blinded Neo guides trinity to the machine source. Trinity dies on impact. Neo makes a truce with the machine god to stop smith. He does by realises that the equation will only be destroyed if its equal killing smith(s) and Neo.

End of Matrix Revolutions

Hope it helps

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14: 45 - Dumb Questions #2

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Written by: Dee4leeds

WOO! It's back. Now i need some dumb questions...

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Well that's an interesting question because you wouldn't want to ruin there act by making a loud noise but you would be ruining their act if you shoot them. (There would be no act all together it would just be a faint memory) But I am doing the most stupidest mistake you can do...thinking the question is about "Mime Artists." When it could be about mime...multipurpose Internet mail extensions. This would be very hard, almost impossible as a multipurpose Internet mail extensions is how human written emails are sent (via SMTP) So all in all you do not as the effect is just the same and if you have a shit mime he will ruin the show anyway.

Does a man-eating shark eat women too?

no, next question.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

This just like the "How come *x item* is always in the last place you look?" BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T ANSWER YOU DON'T KNOW ITS A WRONG NUMBER!

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

You can't.

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

Now that's an interesting question. Who was it who said that a flying insect should be called a "fly." Its not a very imaginative name. I could of come up with some thing better like "That annoying thing which bugs the hell out of you and yet you can never just reach it, no matter how hard you try, then you lose it and start trying to hit it with a shoe (or whatever is near without the insect noticing your movement) and then when your tired it leaves laughing at you in a pile on the floor gasping for breath and then goes and tries it on someone else who then starts the cycles all over again" or simply TATWBTHOOYAYYCNJRINMHHYTTYLIASTTHIWASOWINWTINYMATWYTILLAYIAPOTFGFBATGATIOSEWTSTCAOA" or even...you know what i like the name "fly" and i think all animals should named like this. Giraffes...Long neck, Mouse...small, Cats...devil spawn, Dogs...food, Humans...heaping sacks of crap.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

The fat cats in Washington.

How come people say its a self-portrait of me?

If its a self-portrait, who else is it going to be?!? RETARDS!

Until next time, be sure to c-r-a-p

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