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In part Zwei of my topic turnover supreme. I will be telling you how i would change programs. (Yeah that's it)
Bargain hunt - If one team makes money at the end of the show, the over team can use the items as weapons to attack the over team and steal their profit.
Question Time - Now you lot would think i would want to get rid of this political show, but guess what i don't. I would change the subject! From political views to oriental clog makers.
QI and Mastermind - If you mix these shows together it would be great!
The Apprentice - Get rid of that knob Alan Sugartree and replace him with a monkey in a tux. Entertainment for all ages.
Airport - Pick someone decent not just some arsehole going "I whork foor airpwort man. Hehe." And i don't care for celebs going heathrow or families where everything goes OK and you think you bastards that should be me. I deserve that holiday! I want to see families being fucked about and being sent to the wrong airport! (Except if its me.)
A Question of Sport - I hate this show, all i get is "You watch QoS right? You love sport. Come on stop lying" So to get back the new show would be "A Question of Noobs" FUCK YOU NOOBS!
Friday Night with Johnathan Ross - Simply move it to Thursday night as nothings on a Thursday.
Note to far remote countries: The BBC is the major channel in the UK although when you think about it if you cant get BBC world service, whats the chance you'll have a computer and be reading this? *HAHA DOUCHEBAGS!!*
First what i would get rid of... Strictly come dance fevering acadamy - Really who watches this shit? Eastenders - REALLY past its peak, who keeps commissioning this show? Doctors's neighboors holby city in casualty - Again who watches shit like this? I mean look its the same fucking storyline regurgitate week in week out. Jesus Christ just scrap them now! Crimewatch - No i did not pick this because those photo fits scare me Cash in the Fucking Attic - Jesus Christ could you rip bargain hunt off any more? Breakfast - This show is just blatant advertising i have never felt full after this how just hungry for decent news!
Next time on DEE4LEEDS blog - how i would change shows...
Three Lions on a shirt Jules Rimet still gleaming Thirty years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming
Theres a song you could be proud of. You would happy recit from memory while standing in the stands. Now skip forword umptin years to 2006, the year of the latest world cup in Germany. What better place for England to win it then in our own rivels back garden! SO what we need is a song that will get the adrebiline going and pride running down your vains instead we get this...
Crap, huh? Oh yeah. Whats that? Trust me any fan that likes that song isnt a real fan. Lets examine the words...
With the world at your feet There's no one you can't beat Yes it can be done With the world at your feet There's no heart you can't reach This could be the one Its calling, Its calling you now You know its gonna be your time 'Cause the world is at your feet Yeah, the world is at your feet
With the world at your feet - whos? There's no one you can't beat - I cant beat? but am not playing! Yes it can be done - What can? With the world at your feet - whos? ... again There's no heart you can't reach - Am not a surgen This could be the one - the one what? You mean like Neo? Its calling, Its calling you now - Whos this? Who the hells this ringing at this time! You know its gonna be your time - I'm going to die!?! 'Cause the world is at your feet - Who's?!? Yeah, the world is at your feet - WHOS FEET FOR GOD SAKE!?!
So now we know the chorus dosent make sense, now the rest of the song. Am not going to watse my time going through every line like how i did for the chorus. So ill give you the jist. It dosent mention football once. Not one time, the closest we get is the reference to 1966, when it says 1966. But how do we know they dont mean Star trek beginning (Am sure people do celebrate this (*cough* scott *cough*) like scott!)
[Mental note: The readers know to much!]
So all in all the song is crap and its happy to be ranting again
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