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From now and then I will be doing a "Dumb question" topic, mostly because I like dumb questions(and becuase if i run out of ideas i can just do this!)
So this times question is...(drum roll please)
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Good question, well simple answer yes. Skinny dipping is were you swim naked, so yes fat people can go swimming naked even if you dont want them to because you may have to look at them or if they jump in there will be no water left. The confusion for this question spawns becuase of the misconception of the word "skinny." It dosent mean skinny as in weight you jackass! Next question...
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Well there is no real answer to this question, becuase not every clown (or should that be "Freak of Nature's" who get abit too close to little children. The fucking perverts!) has the same sized feet, plus what is to say that they are waering socks or even have big shoes. DEATH TO CLOWNS! Next question...
Do fish get thirsty?
Fish have ready access to water and probably do not get thirsty unless they are out of the water. Water enters fish through the mouth and gills and the blood takes up all that is needed. Interestingly, whales which are mamals that live in the ocean do not drink salt water. They need water but get all they need as metabolic water. The food that they eat is converted to blubber (fat, see first question) then used up as needed for energy and growth. When the fat (a hydro-carbon, this is made up of hydrogen and nitrate...i think) is burned up in the whales body, cells use up oxygen but release carbon dioxide and water, metabolic water. Humans also produce metabolic water but we usually prefer Coke or Pepsi or "Old man Fahey's country style Water" when thirsty.
I wish I could be bothered to give you a lecture of how no one should ever, i repeat EVER, use water, drink water, look at water, be within 20 meters of running water, bathe in water, wash cars with water, something with water, have water in ponds, water plants etc. But i cant be bothered I'm not going to change my watery ways, if not i guess ill just have to drink diluted then. Instead lets make water noises
OK Bored...again. Water? Water? Erm wait let me go have a piss. OK back. Whoops forgot to flush. Wait i cant do that, that uses water. Life without water is like life with feet. Motionless
Finally the silver screen has triumph over...the bigger sliver screen, let me rephrase that, tv has over come its ugly cousin cinema. With crap like anything with Sarah jessica parker in or the pink panther (which apperently is showing its funniest parts on the adverts so i am so going to see it :| ) being released i "couldnt" think why. Don't get me wrong hollywood are still making some good films like V for Vendetta and well i cant think of any but i have seen V for Vendetta and its great. Now compare this to some of the programs Tv has been producing...
-Lost - All bow down. -Invasion -My name is Earl -Everybody hates Chris -Complete Savages (which unfortually has been canceled by abc in america so no more of those) -American Dad! -Family Guy -Desperate Housewives -The Apprentice -Shameless and more
...you can clearly see a major difference. Not any Sarah Jessica Parker in sight. I know not long but...
Here is a list of songs which are cover versions...but better!
Johnny Cash - Hurt Rainbow - Since you've been gone Soft Cell - Tainted Love Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal Electric 6 - Radio Ga Ga Andy Abraham - Me and Mrs Jones Johnny Cash - Mercy Chair
Am Bored so i think this is now the perfect time to do this topic. Before we start I should warn you this is going to be c-r-a-p heavy... Oh and there in no order
2. Make a jam sandwich while upside down, trying to hand carve a chocolate version of the "Leaning tower of Pisa" with your teeth
3. Make a pair of oriental clogs finish to the littlist detail
4. Learn how to nun-chuck while watching the naked gun and inside a coffin underneth the ground. (You can get someone to dance on your grave if you want, always a help)
16. Learn to speak fulently backwards while wearing a forword phenetic altering device. 17. Try to outsmart me at the matrix...bring it on nespar! (Oh and to make it fair you have to be the same age as me)
18. Watch every film ever starring Chuck Norris
19. Get your self on the Jay Leno show while pimping Xzibits new catus tree, if you get pricked then haha.
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