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Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Written by: Dee4leeds
WOO! It's back. Now i need some dumb questions...
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Well that's an interesting question because you wouldn't want to ruin there act by making a loud noise but you would be ruining their act if you shoot them. (There would be no act all together it would just be a faint memory) But I am doing the most stupidest mistake you can do...thinking the question is about "Mime Artists." When it could be about mime...multipurpose Internet mail extensions. This would be very hard, almost impossible as a multipurpose Internet mail extensions is how human written emails are sent (via SMTP) So all in all you do not as the effect is just the same and if you have a shit mime he will ruin the show anyway.
Does a man-eating shark eat women too?
no, next question.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
This just like the "How come *x item* is always in the last place you look?" BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T ANSWER YOU DON'T KNOW ITS A WRONG NUMBER!
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
You can't.
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Now that's an interesting question. Who was it who said that a flying insect should be called a "fly." Its not a very imaginative name. I could of come up with some thing better like "That annoying thing which bugs the hell out of you and yet you can never just reach it, no matter how hard you try, then you lose it and start trying to hit it with a shoe (or whatever is near without the insect noticing your movement) and then when your tired it leaves laughing at you in a pile on the floor gasping for breath and then goes and tries it on someone else who then starts the cycles all over again" or simply TATWBTHOOYAYYCNJRINMHHYTTYLIASTTHIWASOWINWTINYMATWYTILLAYIAPOTFGFBATGATIOSEWTSTCAOA" or even...you know what i like the name "fly" and i think all animals should named like this. Giraffes...Long neck, Mouse...small, Cats...devil spawn, Dogs...food, Humans...heaping sacks of crap.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
The fat cats in Washington.
How come people say its a self-portrait of me?
If its a self-portrait, who else is it going to be?!? RETARDS!
Until next time, be sure to c-r-a-p
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